Your regular panties’ cousin, The Thong, was a bit of a diva in high-school. She had a reputation for being uncomfortable and scratchy, always rubbing your sensitive bits the wrong way. She was causing drama and demanding attention from everyone around her, and it wasn’t pretty. As luck would have it, she had a bit of an awakening in Bali, and it changed everything. The Thong adopted a plant-based lifestyle, dealt with her sh*t and reinvented herself. Big time.

So ladies, allow me to introduce The Better Thong: she is your panties’ younger, more adventurous cousin. She’s officially back in town, and she wants you to know that she is not your average pair of undies. Unlike her more traditional cousin, The Thong is always up for a good time, and she’s always happy to spread the message of acceptance and openness. Not only does she eliminate visible panty lines, she can also be surprisingly easy to get along with when you find the right fit.

So don’t be fooled by the thong’s wild past. She’s actually a very good friend. She’s always there for her loved ones, and she’ll never judge you. She understands. Next time you’re in need of a little sass and some good advice, remember The Thong. She’s the perfect friend to have by your (back)side.