There was a pair of retro granny panties that lived in the back of a drawer, feeling old, big and frumpy. They had been shoved there by their owner, who preferred more skimpy undergarments. One day, they decided they had had enough of being ignored, so they texted their fairy godmother. As luck would have it, their fairy godmother worked as a fashion editor, and she helped them out by writing a raving review. “High-Waisted panties are the future” the article read.

And just like that, high-waisted lingerie became hip again. These retro panties magically transformed into the most stylish pair of underwear anyone had ever seen. They became semi-sheer, lace-trimmed, and ultra-comfortable. Everyone loved the fact that these trendy big-ass panties were a comfortable and flattering alternative to more revealing underwear, sitting at the natural waist and providing full coverage for the hips and buttocks, hugging them beautifully. The highly-acclaimed high-waisted knickers strutted out of the drawer, feeling sassy and confident with their big curves. They were no longer the enormous, frumpy underwear they used to be. They were cool AF.

As they made their way out of the lingerie drawer and into the world, heads turned and eyebrows raised. People couldn’t believe their eyes. Was that a pair of big high-waisted panties rocking the streets with style and swagger? Yes, it was. And they were loving every minute of it. From that day on, the big granny panties were the most popular pair of high-waisted lingerie in town. So remember, just because something is an old classic, doesn’t mean it can’t be cool too. All it takes is a little bit of magic and a whole lot of confidence.