Girl! I’m friends with this high-waisted thong, and this is her story. She was a nerdy alternative kid back in high school who was constantly bullied by the ‘cool’ thongs. The cool thongs were always flaunting their low-rise waistbands and skimpy silhouettes, and the high-waisted thong felt like she would never fit in.

But as luck would have it, she got life-changing bangs in her first year at uni. Suddenly, her alternative style was the talk of the lingerie world. Everyone wanted to be her friend and wear her unique style. Long story short, the high-waisted thong bloomed into a confident, stylish advertising exec. She had a labradoodle and a really cool trench coat by a Scandinavian designer, and she was so easy to get along with too, always bigging you up and encouraging you to follow your joy. She was finally able to show the world that being a little different was actually a good thing.

So don’t underestimate the power of a high-waisted thong. She might start out as the weird kid at school, but with some confidence and a little bit of flair, she can blossom into a true lingerie icon.